because im gay
A is for age: 18, until next thursday
B is for booze: drink till you tink
C is for career: not really decided...i make pizza dough to pay bills though
D is for dad's name: Luis Mejia Sr.
E is for essential items to bring to a party: winter fresh gum and a couple of roofies.
F is for favorite song at the moment: No Trigger - earth tones
G is for girlfriend: nah
H is for hometown: Miami
I is for instruments you play: Bass and a bit of the acoustic guitar
J is for jam or jelly you like: grape jelly
K is for kids: i want a son just so i wouldnt have to worry about having a daugther sleeping around at the age of 16 and snorting coke off a toilet rim. peace of mind.
L is for living arrangements: im two trash cans away from oscar the grouch
M is for mom's name: Susana Hernandez
N is for name of your best friend: ah fuck
O is for overnight hospital stays: None
P is for phobias: heights
Q is for quote you like: two in the pink one in the stink
R is for relationship that lasted longest: a year and a month, and then off and on for another 5
S is for sexual position: legs over the shoulder thingy and um w/e is most degrading.
T is for time you wake up: 7am
U is for unique trait: im secretely a scum bag
V is for vegetable you love: lettuce.
W is for worst trait: I consider the worse case scenerio.
X is for x-rays you've had: wrist, leg, pinky.
Y is for yummy food you make: nigga, i make a MEAN grilled cheese.
Z is for zodiac sign: aquarious
FIRSTS ..
First job: selling Ham on the hollidays
First screen name: something to deal with nofx
First funeral: um like my distant cousins grandmother
First pet: A dog.
First piercing: nah
First tattoo: no tattoos
First credit card: debit visa
First kiss: 7th grade
First enemy: some faggot named Joshua Zamora in the 1st grade.
First favorite musical artist: BUSH
LASTS ..
Last car ride: FIU
Last kiss: new years eve
Last movie watched: The Day After Tomorrow
Last beverage drank: Root Beer
Last food consumed: chicke pattie
Last phone call: carlos
Last time showered: last night
Last CD played: Mineral
Last website visited: suicide girls, thanks carlos.
NOW ...
Single or Taken: single
Sex: male
Birthday: january 27th
Sign: aquarious
Siblings: my brother Luis
Hair color: it looks black but its been said to be brown.
Eye color: brown
Shoe size: 10 and a half
Height: 5'11
RIGHT NOW, WHAT ARE YOU ..
Wearing: Kid Dynamite shirt, jnco shorts.
Drinking: finishing my root beer
Thinking about: how i have no direction in life and why did i listen to my boss and cut my hair.